ID. a blurry photo taken from the pov of a person playing magic the gathering at a kitchen table. their opponent is shrugging gleefully, and has upwards of 56 cards in a grid on the table in front of them. the person taking the picture is holding up a sorcery card called Day of Judgement, which has the effect “Destroy all creatures.” End ID.
Au where Goncharov and Andrey survive everything, grow old together and sit on a street all day somewhere in the south of Europe
This is my favorite Goncharov post so far because:
1. The concept of an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE for a movie that DOESN'T EXIST is sending me into another dimension.
2. Despite appearing nonsensical, we of course are living in a world where the established Canon of Goncharov is that they do not survive everything and grow old together.
3. Of fucking course Tumblr would imagine a movie with two characters with intense homoerotic subtext, kill them violently with their love unfulfilled, and THEN create AU FAN ART WHERE THE LOVE IS FULFILLED.
And all of it fucking slaps I love this so much
Thank you for the great addition! I’m so glad that people get my joke hehe
not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. "but it's predatory!!!!" yeah. it is. "they're preying on you!!!" they're vampires. they do that. "it's a power imbalance!!!!!!" what part of vampires are you not getting
they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal
they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize
I was nodding along with this the whole time until that last sentence, which hit me like a folding chair
on a scale of “dapper” to “fuckboy” how would you rate your taste in gnc womens fashion
wait actually
Being a dad mean sometimes making a fool of yourself for their enjoyment.
same energy <3
night's sleep for 12+ hours: i want to lay here forever if i have to leave this place terrible things will happen
night's sleep for 9 hours: i am a human animal and i will eat a meal and exercise while engaging in social intercourse
night's sleep for 6 hours: im up im awake im doing stuff I'm good
night's sleep for 5 hours: the world is fundamentally an evil place
night's sleep for 4 hours: the world is an uncaring place
night's sleep for 3 hours: the world is made of a thin film of breakable craftpaper
ARIEL NEEDS LEGS
I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.
I’ve never drawn a comic before!
guys this post is turning a decade in 8 days
I relate to this so much! I too occasionally find myself wondering what the original reactions of classic stories were like.
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